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What do incels use for lubrication?

Extra virgin olive oil.

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When a priest really has to crap, he says "holy shit!". When a priest needs some dip for his chips, he yells "holy guacamole!" What does a priest say when masturbates without any lubrication?

Holy smoke!

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Lubrication is the way to go....

Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle.He didn’t have much luck until he came across a Harley which had a ‘for sale’ sign on it.The bike looks better than a new one and although it’s 10 years old.It’s shiny and in mint condition.

He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition f...

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I fucking hate improper lubrication.

It really grinds my gears.

I was reading a book about lubrication in the library.

I found it in the non-friction section.

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Some people smoke after sex

...but a little lubrication usually takes care of that.

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What do you do if your partner smokes after sex?

What do you do if your partner smokes after sex?

Slow down and use more lubrication.

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A woman is speeding down the highway

while driving her convertible sports car. She flies past a billboard, behind which is parked a highway patrol officer. Startled by her outrageous velocity, the cop flicks on his lights and siren and pulls out from his hiding spot, tearing up asphalt to close the gap.

She notices his approach...

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking...

Stop and apply lubrication

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An 80 year old man visits a brothel looking for a "date"...

but all of the girls are busy, so the madame takes him to her room. Eventually, after the lights go out, the unmistakable sounds of a great and furious copulation are heard. He was huffing and puffing, she was screaming and pleading, the floor was creaking ,and the bed was squeaking, until at last, ...

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There was a groundbreaking surgery performed here in Houston, TX.

A baby was born recently that had a congenital condition that caused problems with the development of the delicate tissues on his face. The poor child was born without eyelids. Resourceful doctors and surgeons came up with a plan to circumcise the baby boy and use his foreskin to construct new eyeli...

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