even though coffee is more acidic, all Starbucks coffee products have a pH of 14
A scientists asks people on the street whats the most acidic thing they own. One man answers its his phone. The scientist replies: “No, acidic does not mean dirty”
The man replies: “I know, my phone has a ph of one”
What is the most acidic soup?
My cousin always introduces himself as "Stephen with a P-H"
It's because he's slightly acidic
Everyone knows part of the way toothpaste works is by equalizing the acidic substances in your mouth.
I mean, it’s basic science.
A friend asked me why some people don't like juice. I tell him it's probably because they're thinking of that cheap, acidic variety that's been destroyed by the concentration process
Apparently this opinion can get you banned from the local kosher supermarket
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A lemon, a potato, and a pea all had a tough week working at the grocery store...
...so they decided to let off some steam with a bar crawl at the weekend.
They had a great time, hitting bar after bar, knocking back drinks, but being so genetically different, the alcohol affected them each in different ways: the lemon got very acidic and refluxy; the potato, being a big st...
What do you call a Jewish person that eats lemons?
An Acidic Jew
What do you call someone who only drinks kosher Hydrochloric Acid?
A Group of Basic Girls Will Have a Higher Concentration of HOs.
However, a group of acidic girls will have a higher concentration of Hs.