When is the best time to clean up an oil spill?

At the crack of Dawn(tm)

What do you call a victim of an urban oil spill?

A city slicker

Know-it-alls think themselves a fountain of knowledge. In truth they are an oil spill of knowledge...

Unwelcome and hard to get rid of.

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