What's the difference between a pigeon and a Texas oilman?
The pigeon can still put a deposit on a new Mercedes.
Two Canadians in Kentucky
So these two Canadians are driving into Louisville, Kentucky and are arguing about how to pronounce the name of the city.
“Its pronounced Lou-is-vill…obviously” The oilman from Alberta says
“No, you see, it is French! It is pronounced Loo-ie-vee!” The guy from Quebec retorts.
A guy named Joe Smith
A guy named Joe Smith, from Muleshoe, Texas, claimed to know everybody, and a big Texas oilman challenged him when Joe says he knows the governor of Texas. The bet is on, and the oilman flies with Joe to Austin and the governor’s office. Joe tells the secretary he would like to have a word with the ...
Scottish man at the ranch
A scottish man is visiting a texas oilman. They spend hours touring the ranch; it's an enormous property. Eventually the oilman brags, "I can jump in my car and drive until sun down. I'd never hit the edge of my claim!". The scotsman replies, "Aye, I had a car like that once too".