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Antifreeze Jokes

Some call it Antifreeze...

I call it HOMe

How do you make antifreeze?

You take away her blanket.

I just put a bottle antifreeze in the freezer.

Place your bets now.

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This is a long one that requires audience interaction. It’s always given me great return.

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