What does general grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
I punched a white guy at the gas station last week and got arrested for grievous bodily harm...
Punched a black guy in the shopping center today and got arrested for impersonating a police officer...
In other news
Inspired by Colin Mochrie's 6:00 News on Who's Line, I tried to come up with my own.
We now return you to your 6:00 news. I'm your host, Armand Dangerous. Earlier today, a man who lost a digit to his foot after a grievous skiing accident underwent a groundbreaking surgery where he requested t...
Boy goes to confession and tells the priest he has been with a girl of loose morals.
"That's a grievous sin," the priest says. "Tell me: Was it Mary O'Hara?"
"Was it Kate Dannaher?"
"Was it Kathleen McGonigle?"
"No, Father. I don't want to say who it was."
Later, as the boy leaves the church, he sees a friend, who...
A tribal chief down on his luck decided to marry off his three daughters
For in those days suitors paid a bridal price, and the chief thought he could live off what his daughters would fetch him, and at the same time ensure that his children would be secure and provided for.
Now, it was a point of rivalry between the girls to see who would fetch the best price amo...
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A pastor is headed to Pittsburgh
A pastor is headed to Pittsburgh for a convention with his associate preacher and they decide to take the train.
At the station, the pastor tells his associate to have a seat while he purchases their tickets.
After standing in line at the ticket counter for an extended period of time...
My brother has the hands of a surgeon...
And a pending trial for grievous bodily harm.
A rich man decides to visit Europe
After a few weeks, he received a message from his butler simply saying, "Your dog is dead." Upon his return, the rich man began to scold the butler for how poorly he had handled the situation. "How should I have handled it sir?" The butler asked. "Well, you could have started with, your dog is on...