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Oceans Jokes

Donald Trump has announced that he plans to extend his wall across the oceans...

This news came after he discovered that a man named Jesus managed to walk on water.

The oceans are comprised of minimally-carbonated salt water.

Therefore, the Earth is flat.

I got some jokes about the oceans...

but they are to dirty.

The oceans are really polluted nowdays.

Last time I bought sardines, they were dead and covered in oil.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.

"I give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total" says the Genie.
The Irishman says "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I wish all the oceans to be full of fish for all eternity and a fleet of fishing boats to catch them."
So, wit...

It must really suck being a ghost who has to haunt the oceans

You gotta go through a lot of hard ships just to do your job

The people who discovered oceans: We will never be thirsty again!

God: Na

Two oceans are talking to each other...

Two oceans are talking to each other. The first one says “Hey you know that thing where the thing happens with the starfish, then the dolphins do the thing?”

The second ocean looks confused and replies “you’re gonna have to be more pacific.”

I don’t understand why we have to clean the oceans...

...won’t it just wash off?

Why are the oceans so blue??

Because the islands never wave back.

To all the people talking about cleaning oceans

can you please be more pacific?

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John: What did to oceans say to eachother?

Mike: I don't know.
John: Nothing they just waved.
Mike: Your jokes suck ass.
John: God you don't have to be such a beach about it.

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.

I used to think that oceans were made out of soda.

Guess it was just a Fanta Sea.

Do you know why oceans are so salty?

Because the land never waves back

I've decided to save money on cat food by getting a bird bath.

Don't @ me. Predators and water go together in nature. Alligators and swamps. Sharks and oceans. Catholic priests and baptism fonts.

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean when they saw each other?

Nothing. They didnt even wave. Oceans cant communicate smartass

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