my sister told me she won’t scatter my ashes in the ocean

she said there was already too much trash in it.

The people who discovered oceans: We will never be thirsty again!

God: Na

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"Wow, this is interesting." I said to the wife, as I scanned the web page...

"It says here that although less than half a dozen giant squid have ever been seen alive, scientists believe there may be over five hundred million of them in our oceans."

"Why the fuck are you telling me this?" She snapped. "You're supposed to be looking up some cool tattoo designs for my ar...

It must really suck being a ghost who has to haunt the oceans

You gotta go through a lot of hard ships just to do your job

The World Wildlife Fund has stated that if humans keep fishing at the current pace, there will be no more fish left in the oceans by 2048.

Which is going to make it really difficult to comfort someone who is going through a relationship break-up.

I got some jokes about the oceans...

but they are to dirty.

I once had the wildest dream, I was able to fly and when I flew over the oceans I saw they were made up of orange soda...

Then I woke up and realized it was a Fanta sea.

The oceans are really polluted nowdays.

Last time I bought sardines, they were dead and covered in oil.

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