Mariana Trench Jokes - 8 Hilarious Mariana Trench Jokes

Here are some facts about the Mariana Trench

Hang on, they're pretty deep

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I'm an oceanographer working at the Mariana trench.

I love my job but its starting to effect my sex life.

I'm under a lot of pressure at work.

What did the philosophy student say when he saw the Mariana Trench?

"That's deep."

I’m going to open a casino in the Mariana Trench

So I can be the world’s biggest pit boss.

A man is at the funeral of an old friend.

He tentatively approaches the deceased's wife and asks whether he can say a word. The widow nods. The man clears his throat and says, "Plethora."

The widow smiles appreciatively. "Thank you," she says. "That means a lot."

Another man comes up and says: "Mind if I say a ...

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Yo mama's so fat

Her belly button was named 'The Mariana Trench'

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It is the year 2200

In a small city lived a master fisherman. This fisherman was famous throughout the world for being able to catch numerous amounts of fish in any body of water. Now, fish these days have mutated and changed quite a bit, but this fisherman was able to catch them all with little to no effort.

On...

A particle physicist met a quark collector...

... and discovered the latter, named Richard, had managed to get his hands on two of the most elusive quarks - the notorious up-quark and the sought-after down-quark.

Now the physicist was a bit of a connoisseur himself, and had managed to get his hands on all the four other quarks and their ...

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