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Light Pollution Jokes

How bad is light pollution?

One of Orion's dogs was put down.

The proliferation of electricity brought about light pollution in the sky during the industrial revolution

We've since doubled down and moved on to heavy pollution instead.

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Holmes and Watson go out camping.

Sherlock Holmes and his good friend Dr. Watson decide to make a trip to the countryside and go camping.

In the middle of the night, Sherlock wakes up Watson and asks him:

"John, look up at the sky. What do you see?"

Watson, still sleepy, slowly arranges his thoughts:
"The... ...

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