Hexadecimal is dying.

Press 15 to pay respects.

There are 10 types of people in the world...

One who understands hexadecimal, and the other F.

We should switch to the hexadecimal number system already.

And I have a good reasons why.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,

ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

A young computer science student is on the phone with his father...

His father says: "so how have your classes been going?"

The son replies: "not bad. I did really well on my test on hexadecimal today! It was only worth fifteen points, but I'm still happy about it."

"Oh yeah? What grade did you get?"

"An F!"

A few jokes for programmers

Programmer: My wife is expecting a baby in 6 weeks!

Friend: Is it a boy or a girl?

Programmer: Yes.

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world,

Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who expected this to be in base 3

There are only 10 kin...

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