Did you hear of the mathematician who’s terrified of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them

We found a list of negative numbers at the crime scene

It doesn't add up

When you square root a negative number the result is imaginary

Just like my friends

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A magician with a fear of negative numbers went to see a therapist

She told hin that the root of his fear was imaginary

did you hear about the mathematics whiz who was afraid of negative numbers?

his phobia was so bad that he will stop at nothing to avoid them.

dedicated to my special friend blader2601.

In the 18th century it was common practice to ignore negative numbers

People stopped at nothing to avoid them

A Handful of Short Math Jokes

1. How do mathematician's scold their children?

* “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times …”

2. A mathematician wanders back home at 3 A.M. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife. "You're late!" she yells. "You said you'd be home by 11:45!" "Actually," the mathematici...

Topical Jokes for 10/21

(for best results, read in the voice of your favorite late night host)

NASA scientists are preparing for a mission to Mars by spending eight months in Hawaii. After eight months in Hawaii, the scientists will then go on a well-earned vacation.

...the Hawaii mission will help astronauts...

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