Negative Number Jokes - 7 Hilarious Negative Number Jokes

We found a list of negative numbers at the crime scene

It doesn't add up

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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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When you square root a negative number the result is imaginary

Just like my friends

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In the 18th century it was common practice to ignore negative numbers

People stopped at nothing to avoid them

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A magician with a fear of negative numbers went to see a therapist

She told hin that the root of his fear was imaginary

did you hear about the mathematics whiz who was afraid of negative numbers?

his phobia was so bad that he will stop at nothing to avoid them.

dedicated to my special friend blader2601.

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A Handful of Short Math Jokes

1. How do mathematician's scold their children?

* “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times …”

2. A mathematician wanders back home at 3 A.M. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife. "You're late!" she yells. "You said you'd be home by 11:45!" "Actually," the mathematici...

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