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News Show Jokes

I am unemployed but my local News show said there's 2000 jobs in Jeopardy..

So I'm moving there on Monday..

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A man with no ears

A man with no ears is trying to find a news reporter for his news show.

The first guy walks in and the boss says, "'This job requires you noticing a lot of details. What is one thing you notice about me?" And the guy says, "'Well, shit! You got no ears, man!" So the boss yells, ·Get the f\*\...

So a horse wants to start a band...

The horse needs some of his friend from the farm to help him out so they can become a band.

First he needs a guitarist, and who better than his friend chicken who played guitar for 3 years. He asks chicken if he wants to join and he agrees.

Next he needs a drummer, so horse thought a...

A pig named lucky.

A news show was doing a report on a local old farmer who had a pig named lucky. Lucky had 4 peg legs.

Reporter: So, can you tell us the story of Lucky? How did he get his name?

Farmer: Well one night, I awoke to the sound of my animals crying, and my barn was on fire. I quickly ran out...

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