Nervous Breakdown Jokes - 4 Hilarious Nervous Breakdown Jokes

My friend’s hot mom had a nervous breakdown

It was a serious milfunction

What do you call it when an anti-vaxxer has a nervous breakdown?

Polio

I bought a new phone, the first thing I did was push redial...

The phone started having a nervous breakdown.

(The legendary Steven Wright)

5 Russian Jokes about Vodka

#1

A Gentleman comes to the shop and asked,

- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.

After Half an hour he comes again and asked again,

- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.

After one hour he comes again and asked to the shopkeeper...

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