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Self Help Jokes

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To librarian: Can I have self help book for men with small penis?

Librarian: It isn't in yet.

" Yes, that's the one"

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went to the self help group "Lazy Bastards Anonymous"

No one was there.

I am reading a self help book

But I have putting off the chapters on procrastination ^^true_story

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I went to a self help group for people that suffer from Premature Ejaculation last night

They said to get there at 7 but I came early.

My self help books

I have a great book on organization
*but I can't seem to find it*

I have a book that helps with procrastination
*But I haven't gotten around to it*

I have started a book on joke telling
*But I haven't finished it*

I have a huge problem with procrastination and I want to do something about it NOW, so I've started a self help group for others like me

Meetings begin next week

I asked the librarian if she would direct me to the "self help" books.

She said "that sort of defeats the purpose doesn't it"

I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was

she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Hey man, why do you have all these self help books on your floor?

I hate my shelf.

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I asked the librarian in my local bookshop if they had the self help book for men with small penises.

She said, “I don’t think it’s in yet.”

“Yeah that’s the one” I said!

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A guy walks into the library

A man walks into the library and asks the librarian where are the self help books? The librarian said "well if I tell you it would defeat the purpose"

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A man walks into the library and asks the librarian where are the books on suicide? The librarian said "Fuck You we'll nev...

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