So the other day I went to the supermarket, and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called...
Blessed Are The Red-Necked
“What’s wrong, Bubba?” asked the pastor.
“I need you to pray for my hearing,” said Bubba.
The pastor put his hands on Bubba’s ears and prayed. When he was done, he asked, “So how’s your hearing?”
“I don’t know,” said Bubba. “It isn’t until next Tuesday.”
What do you call it when you buy a ticket for a chance to win a spotted, long-necked mammal?
A giraffle.
I phoned the spiritual leader of Tibet. He sent me a long-necked goat.
As it turns out, I called "Dial-a-llama."
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