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Hear about the Death Mage who liked to kiss a victim's jugular before killing them?

He was a neck romancer.

Why do vampires suck their victimโ€™s blood from their jugular?

Because they are Neck Romantic!

Clearly cops will tread on a thin blue line

As long as its your jugular

How do you kill a glass of milk?

You go for the JUGular.

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3 navigators land on a foreign island in the middle of the ocean.

The 3 men, one from Japan, one from France and the last from Australia, run onto the sand, immediately feeling the intense heat that the sun was giving off. After hiking for around half an hour, the travelers spot a beautiful oasis at the bottom of the hill. They all make a mad dash towards it, eage...

I saw a guy out praying today

I listened close and overhead what he was saying: "Father, I approach thee in prayer today. Jugular, brachial, superior vena cava, renal, jugular..."

I stopped him right there and said "HEY! No vein repetitions."

What do you do if you get attacked by a killer clowns?

Go for the jugular

Today I defeated a killer clown posse

I went for their jugular

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A Man Walks into a Barbershop with a Big "Help Wanted" Sign

A Man Walks into a Barbershop with a Big "Help Wanted" Sign. He is quickly greeted by an eccentric and very talkative barber.

"Ah! Hello friend! Welcome to my barber shop. Let me sit you down and we can discuss the work at hand."

The barber sits him down in a worn leather chair and qui...

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