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Todo Jokes

My friend used my todo list to roll a blunt

He's high on my list of priorities

Pink Panther's TODO list

1. TODO
2. TODO
3. TODO TODO TODO TODO TODOOO

What will you find on the "to do" list of a busy Spanish speaker ?

Todo

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I measured my penis today and it said 11.7 inches.

Then I realized the ruler was backwards.

Credit to /u/TodoJaw21

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