Todo Jokes - 4 Hilarious Todo Jokes

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My friend used my todo list to roll a blunt

He's high on my list of priorities

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Pink Panther's TODO list

1. TODO
2. TODO
3. TODO TODO TODO TODO TODOOO

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What will you find on the "to do" list of a busy Spanish speaker ?

Todo

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I measured my penis today and it said 11.7 inches.

Then I realized the ruler was backwards.

Credit to /u/TodoJaw21

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