I wanted to post a joke about Sodium but I was like Na, people won’t Understand.

Want to hear a joke about Sodium hypobromite?


NaBrO.

Beware of Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes.

The devil might steal your sole.

Do you have any Sodium Hydrobromide?

Or NaHBrO?

What was the name of the huge boat that was built to harbour a mole of each element in order to not have them go extinct due to the big flood aka the big crunch of the universe?

NaOH's Ark

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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs.

She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.

Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair."

The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair."

Her sister smiled and sai...

I was going to put up a joke about sodium.

Na, no one will get it

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I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she whispered in my ear "You have the biggest penis I've ever laid my hands on!"

I said "Na, you're just pullin' my leg!"

In a small South American village, a man was putting the final touches on a new cheese recipe…

The man, a chemist, was surprised at the secret ingredients that made it so delicious: sodium, carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen.

“Now I just need to give it a name…” he thought.

Suddenly, a burglar dropped out of nowhere and snagged the vat of cheesy goodness!

“STOP!” the man shoute...

I asked my sciemce teacher what the chemical symbol for sodium was...

He said "Na"

So I have a thing for science jokes and there's this one joke about Sodium that I really love.

But then I was like Na, reddit probably won't get it

I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but NA. I usually follow it up with a joke about chloride

But it makes people salty.

I made a virtual bubble wrap to keep you all busy during quarantine. There might be some irregular bubbles, but that is normal.

>!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!Nev!< >!er !< >!Gon!< >!na !< >!Giv!< >!ve !< >!You!< >!Up,!< >!Nev!< >!er !< >!Gon!< >!na !< >!Let!< >!You!< >...

Where do the Na'vi go when they get sick?

The ICU.

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What did the Japanese chemistry teacher say when he mixed sodium and nitrogen?

NaNi???

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A white man comes across a Native American lying with his ear pressed against the ground between a pair of tire tracks.

“What’s going on?” the white man asks.

“White Chevy Tahoe. Four door. License plate XPV 14785. Has a Coexist bumper sticker,” replies the Native American.

“Wow, you can tell all that from just listening to the ground?”

“No, you idiot! That’s what the asshole who hit me was drivi...

(from my 9 year old) What is the scariest planet in Star Wars?

Na-BOO!

My na always told that a great disease would be coming

Guess she had a 2020 vision

A Jewish and an Italian boy were growing up on the same street in the Bronx and became fast friends. Mainly because they shared the same birthday.

On their 12th birthdays, the Jewish boy receives a Rolex watch. The Italian boy receives a chrome 45 cal pistol.

Comparing what each got for their birthdays, they decide to trade. The Italian boy comes home to show his father what a good trade he's made. The Italian father slaps the boy upsid...

What fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

2 Na

What did the dad say when sodium, phosphorus, titanium and some methyls walked into his child's bedroom at night?

NaPTiMe!

Where did Axl Rose get arthritis?

In his Sha-na-na-na-na knees knees

What did Sodium say to Bromine and Oxygen when they offered a threesome?

NaBrO

From my 4 year old: "Dad, i just realized why these things are called nappies..."

" ...because its like a napkin for your pee, so its called na-pee!"

(proud dad moment)

A man finds a native American with his ear pressed to the ground.

M: What is it?

NA: Buffalo come.

M: Wow, you can tell that from listening to the ground?

NA: No, sticky ear.

The people who discovered oceans: We will never be thirsty again!

God: Na

What racing series do rappers compete in?

NasCar

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Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon?

Because you are sodium SeXe.

What animal meat has the highest concentration of salt?

High in NA

I recently ordered one piece of sodium and one piece of copper.

When the delivery guy showed up, I noticed that he was only holding the sodium. I asked him,

"Did you have the copper with you?"

He replied,

"Na right now, Cu later."

A Dad and his sheep!

Traveling salesman knocks on the door. Kid answers. Guy asks, "Is your dad home?" Kid says, "He's out back screwing the sheep." "Screwing the sheep?! Doesn't that bother you?" Kid says, "Na-a-a-a-ah!"

I periodically see my doctor and our conversations go like this...

Doc: your diet isn't great. Don't you think you should try to easy off on the salt?

Me: Na

Doc: you really should. You might develop respiratory issues and have trouble breathing.

Me: O

Doc: and try eating more fruits. They'll give you more vitamins and minerals

Me...

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My wife’s nickname is Lil Nas X

I ask her for a little sex all the time and she just says ‘Nahh’

My girlfriend got me with a Sodium/Na pun...

I’d tell her a bad oxygen joke but I wouldn’t want the score to be 0-2.

What is Beethoven’s favourite fruit?

Ba na na na

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Mailman

The mailman knocks on the door. Then this very hot blond opens the door. She pulls him inside. Together they have a fun time in bed. After the sex the blond give him a dollar. The mailman asked: why do you give me a dollar. The blond replies: I asked my husband if i should give The mailman anything....

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A guy from the city decides to go hunting

He spends a bunch of money getting all the right equipment and gear and camouflage outfit, etc. then heads out to hunt some geese. He finds his local hunting grounds and heads out with his rifle. He spends all day not seeing a single animal, and just before he decides to give up, he sees a flock o...

What's better than a tuna sandwich?

A three-na sandwich

"Hey, man. You know any good sodium jokes?"

"Na."

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Why does NA never do well at worlds in League of Legends?

Cuz Americans are shit at defending towers

We had an explosion in one of our chemistry labs last week.

Nobody got hurt, but the chemist responsible is the laughing stock of his group.

We use a lot of helium in the military, that's why when there's a shortage you can't get it for balloons - it's being stockpiled by the DOD. We use it to stabilize a variety of substances for storage.

On...

- I just spilled sodium hydride on my hand.

-Does it hurt?

-NaH

Hey mate do you know what are the chemicals symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Na BrO !

So there's this hot NA chick in my chemistry class

Her attitude is always salty, but hey, her booty is sodium fine.

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An Australian bin man knocks at the door of a Chinese guy

And asks 'where's ya bin mate' The guy answers 'I bin watching TV!' The Ozzie asks 'na mate where's ya wheelie bin' The guy hangs his head and says 'I wheelie been wanking'

Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah nah nah. Nah nah nah.

Hey June

Why did Na punch Cl?

Because he made him salty

I recently bought a gun

It can only shoot NaCl bullets because it's a salt rifle.

Is the KKK a good source of Potassium?

Yes, because they're all bananas.

What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees?

Your Guns N' Toeses

I'll see myself out.

Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally....

So I was like na, more like pirate and booty.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

What does a yoga instructor say when he doesn't wan't to leave?

Na-ma-ste

A farmer spent over $12 million to see the effects of marijuana on cows...

The steaks had never been higher.

I asked my friend if they’d like to go somewhere to hangout after yoga. They said...

“Nah, I’m’na stay.”

A chemist goes up to his friend.

He asks: "Do you want to hear a joke about Sodium, Bromine and Oxygen"

The friend answers: "NaBrO"

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A 40 years old man goes to a circus show

He went there to remind himself of his most precious childhood memories, but mostly because the flyers advertised a pretty peculiar act.

The clowns, the animals, the magicians, all did their part but by the end of the show enters a little old man in his seventies, wearing a bathrobe. The old ...

What did the sodium hydride said when asked if want to react?

NaH.

Every time someone asks me if I'm salty?

Na...

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

The ba\-na\-na\-naaaa.

I was so drunk last night I started blowing chunks when I finally got home

"Bro, dont worry, happens to everyone"

"Na, bro, you dont understand... Chunks is my dog"

My chemistry teacher asked me if I knew anything about sodium hypobromite.

I replied, "NaBrO"

So I discovered that the creatures from avatar have come up with a new business idea.

They’ll let you rent a tribesman as a father figure over the Christmas period.

I heard they’re being called For lease na’vi Dads

Once they are put in jail, prisoners spend most of their time being salty.

Probably because they spend all of their time NaCl.

An English Man, An Irish Man and a Scotchman are caught by cannibals.

The cannibals tell them they will all be skinned alive and turned into canoes and all. Of their insides eaten however, they have one last request before this happens.

The English man says "For my last request I want to have a cigar" the cannibals provide him with this and as soon as its fini...

Willow Smith to her friends: "Sorry girls, I can't get jiggy with y'all tonight. My dad said,

'Na na na na nana na'".

A little Catholic boy and a little Protestant girl, both about four years old, were growing up in Northern Ireland...

Even though Catholics and Protestants didn’t generally get along with one another, the two played together often, not understanding why their families said they shouldn’t be friends.

On one particularly hot day, the two were playing when the little girl said, “‘Tis terribly hot today. We sho...

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I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...

He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"

My Doctor sent me a message out of the blue saying I need to decrease the Sodium in my diet.

Confused that he would contact me by text, I sent back “K??”

He just sent back “Na”

Now I don’t know if I should or not.

What is Ludvig Van Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NAA-NA-NAAAA

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaaaaaaa!

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On a sunny morning Brezhnev goes out on the balcony of his apartment

He looks to the east, and says, “Hello, sun!” The sun replies, “Good morning, dear Leonid Ilyich, the beloved leader of our glorious socialist motherland, the hope of all progressive humanity, and the guardian of peace on Earth!” In the evening, Brezhnev admires the beautiful sunset and fishes for a...

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