I wanted to post a joke about Sodium but I was like Na, people won’t Understand.

Want to hear a joke about Sodium hypobromite?


NaBrO.

I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but NA. I usually follow it up with a joke about chloride

But it makes people salty.

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Trump has a "Na" problem

* Chi-Na
* Vagi-Na
* Coro-Na, and
* Sodium

Na-na-na-na... Goodbye...

(from my 9 year old) What is the scariest planet in Star Wars?

Na-BOO!

What did Sodium say to Bromine and Oxygen when they offered a threesome?

NaBrO

I made a virtual bubble wrap to keep you all busy during quarantine. There might be some irregular bubbles, but that is normal.

>!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!Nev!< >!er !< >!Gon!< >!na !< >!Giv!< >!ve !< >!You!< >!Up,!< >!Nev!< >!er !< >!Gon!< >!na !< >!Let!< >!You!< >...

I periodically see my doctor and our conversations go like this...

Doc: your diet isn't great. Don't you think you should try to easy off on the salt?

Me: Na

Doc: you really should. You might develop respiratory issues and have trouble breathing.

Me: O

Doc: and try eating more fruits. They'll give you more vitamins and minerals

Me...

Where do the Na'vi go when they get sick?

The ICU.

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A white man comes across a Native American lying with his ear pressed against the ground between a pair of tire tracks.

“What’s going on?” the white man asks.

“White Chevy Tahoe. Four door. License plate XPV 14785. Has a Coexist bumper sticker,” replies the Native American.

“Wow, you can tell all that from just listening to the ground?”

“No, you idiot! That’s what the asshole who hit me was drivi...

"Hey, man. You know any good sodium jokes?"

"Na."

Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally....

So I was like na,moer like pirate and booty.

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A guy from the city decides to go hunting

He spends a bunch of money getting all the right equipment and gear and camouflage outfit, etc. then heads out to hunt some geese. He finds his local hunting grounds and heads out with his rifle. He spends all day not seeing a single animal, and just before he decides to give up, he sees a flock o...

My na always told that a great disease would be coming

Guess she had a 2020 vision

A man finds a native American with his ear pressed to the ground.

M: What is it?

NA: Buffalo come.

M: Wow, you can tell that from listening to the ground?

NA: No, sticky ear.

We had an explosion in one of our chemistry labs last week.

Nobody got hurt, but the chemist responsible is the laughing stock of his group.

We use a lot of helium in the military, that's why when there's a shortage you can't get it for balloons - it's being stockpiled by the DOD. We use it to stabilize a variety of substances for storage.

On...

Hey mate do you know what are the chemicals symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Na BrO !

I recently bought a gun

It can only shoot NaCl bullets because it's a salt rifle.

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An Australian bin man knocks at the door of a Chinese guy

And asks 'where's ya bin mate' The guy answers 'I bin watching TV!' The Ozzie asks 'na mate where's ya wheelie bin' The guy hangs his head and says 'I wheelie been wanking'

I was about to make a joke on Hydrides of Alkali metals but I thought...

NaH

What kind of a fish is made of only two sodium atoms

2 Na

- I just spilled sodium hydride on my hand.

-Does it hurt?

-NaH

What does a yoga instructor say when he doesn't wan't to leave?

Na-ma-ste

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My wife’s nickname is Lil Nas X

I ask her for a little sex all the time and she just says ‘Nahh’

My girlfriend got me with a Sodium/Na pun...

I’d tell her a bad oxygen joke but I wouldn’t want the score to be 0-2.

What is Beethoven’s favourite fruit?

Ba na na na

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The smoker the drunk and the sex addict

3 guys in jail are being ready to be released, one a chronic smoker, one a drunk and one a sex addict.

On the date of thier release they go before the judge who then turns into the devil and tells them.....

IF YOU SMOKE ONE MORE CIGARETTE YOU'LL DIE

IF YOU DRANK ONE MORE BEER Y...

A chemist goes up to his friend.

He asks: "Do you want to hear a joke about Sodium, Bromine and Oxygen"

The friend answers: "NaBrO"

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Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon?

Because you are sodium SeXe.

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A 40 years old man goes to a circus show

He went there to remind himself of his most precious childhood memories, but mostly because the flyers advertised a pretty peculiar act.

The clowns, the animals, the magicians, all did their part but by the end of the show enters a little old man in his seventies, wearing a bathrobe. The old ...

What did the sodium hydride said when asked if want to react?

NaH.

Once they are put in jail, prisoners spend most of their time being salty.

Probably because they spend all of their time NaCl.

I was so drunk last night I started blowing chunks when I finally got home

"Bro, dont worry, happens to everyone"

"Na, bro, you dont understand... Chunks is my dog"

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Why does NA never do well at worlds in League of Legends?

Cuz Americans are shit at defending towers

Have you heard about the cult of teenage girls who worship the German physicist Georg Simon Ohm?

In schools everywhere, you can hear them praying in the hallways: "Ohm, my God!"

My mate with a really bad stutter

My mate with a really bad stutter told us a story about his Nan the other day.
By the time he'd finished we were all singing Hey Jude.

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I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...

He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"

Every time someone asks me if I'm salty?

Na...

Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah nah nah. Nah nah nah.

Hey June

Why did Na punch Cl?

Because he made him salty

So there's this hot NA chick in my chemistry class

Her attitude is always salty, but hey, her booty is sodium fine.

My chemistry teacher asked me if I knew anything about sodium hypobromite.

I replied, "NaBrO"

What is batmans favorite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA

My Doctor sent me a message out of the blue saying I need to decrease the Sodium in my diet.

Confused that he would contact me by text, I sent back “K??”

He just sent back “Na”

Now I don’t know if I should or not.

What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees?

Your Guns N' Toeses

I'll see myself out.

What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na
(To the tune of Beethoven's 5th)

Willow Smith to her friends: "Sorry girls, I can't get jiggy with y'all tonight. My dad said,

'Na na na na nana na'".

What did sodium say to the iron?

She's Na(t) Fe(r) me.

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On a sunny morning Brezhnev goes out on the balcony of his apartment

He looks to the east, and says, “Hello, sun!” The sun replies, “Good morning, dear Leonid Ilyich, the beloved leader of our glorious socialist motherland, the hope of all progressive humanity, and the guardian of peace on Earth!” In the evening, Brezhnev admires the beautiful sunset and fishes for a...

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

Is the KKK a good source of Potassium?

Yes, because they're all bananas.

So I discovered that the creatures from avatar have come up with a new business idea.

They’ll let you rent a tribesman as a father figure over the Christmas period.

I heard they’re being called For lease na’vi Dads

A little Catholic boy and a little Protestant girl, both about four years old, were growing up in Northern Ireland...

Even though Catholics and Protestants didn’t generally get along with one another, the two played together often, not understanding why their families said they shouldn’t be friends.

On one particularly hot day, the two were playing when the little girl said, “‘Tis terribly hot today. We sho...

An English Man, An Irish Man and a Scotchman are caught by cannibals.

The cannibals tell them they will all be skinned alive and turned into canoes and all. Of their insides eaten however, they have one last request before this happens.

The English man says "For my last request I want to have a cigar" the cannibals provide him with this and as soon as its fini...

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

The ba\-na\-na\-naaaa.

A farmer spent over $12 million to see the effects of marijuana on cows...

The steaks had never been higher.

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaaaaaaa!

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Miss Wilson is teaching her class of 1st graders basic human anatomy...

The teacher aimed her pointer at the female anatomy chart.

“Now class, does anyone know what these are called?” the teacher asked.

“I know! I know!” exclaimed the teacher's pet, Janie, sitting in the first row. “Those are breasts! My mommy has two of those, and she says some day I will...

I am starting a new career as a “redneck rapper”.

Call me Lil Nas-car!

I was about to say a joke about sodium

But decided Na, maybe later.

My wife and I went to the ocean recently and she swallowed a bunch of sea water. I was going to make a joke about her being salty....

But Na

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Six Letters of the Alphabet

Billy was a boy in kindergarten. At the end of the school day, the teacher gave the class a simple task.

“Ok class, I want you to go home tonight and learn the first six letters of the alphabet.”

So Billy left school determined to learn what the teacher had asked. When he got home, he ...

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Barbara Walters is interviewing Neil Armstrong in 2010 about him being the first man on the moon.

Barbara Walters (BW) says to Neil Armstrong (NA) "It's a great honor to interview you Mr. Armstrong. (NA) replies, "Happy to be here". Then (BW) asks him "As a young journalist hearing you speak those famous words for the first time". "One small step for man, one giant leap for Mankind", "I had to a...

During an exam, a student pokes the guy next to him and whispers, "pssst... is C the chemical symbol for chlorine?"

He whispers back, "Na, Cl you idiot!".

"OK thanks..." replies the student, "but why so salty?"

Why don't Sodium and Hydrogen have any friends?

Because when they ask someone to hangout with them, everyone says NaH dude.

Was about to throw out my old pillows, then I thought

na, I'll sleep on it.

i was laying in a yoga class

I was just laying there, and the instructor says "hey man you gotta get outta here!"

So I said na-ma-ste

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