Mucho Jokes - 16 Hilarious Mucho Jokes

I always say muchos to spanish people

It means a lot to them

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When I'm around my Spanish-speaking friends I always use the word "mucho"...

It means a lot to them.

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In an effort to bridge the cultural gap with my Hispanic friends, I’ve been saying “muchos” a lot more recently

It means a lot to them

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I went up to my Hispanic friend and said “Mucho.”

It means a lot to him.

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LPT: If you are ever at a party or business meeting with Spanish speakers, make sure to stand up and say “Mucho”

It means a lot to them

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Thanks to the person who helped me translate 'mucho' earlier!

It means a lot.

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I wanted to impress my Spanish wife's parents so I said the word mucho in conversation at dinner last night.

I think it worked. They said it meants a lot.

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I showed my Mexican friends I know a little Spanish by saying "mucho" and they seemed really flattered

...they said it meant a lot to them.

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I'd like to thank my Spanish teacher for spending so much time teaching me what mucho means

It really means a lot

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My Spanish teacher's husband died last week

I approached her in class and said "Mucho"

"Thanks," she said, "that means a lot."

"Tanto."

"Oh my," she replied. "Thank you, that means so much."

"El mundo."

"Thank you so much," she said, "what you've said means the world."

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I started hanging out with my Mexican friends more

I started using words like “mucho” to become closer to them and their culture, really means a lot to them

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My mother in law is Spanish

My mother in law is Spanish, so when we named our son 'Muchos' it really meant a lot to her.

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At a picnic my 5 year old Hispanic son came over to give me a drink..

He fell on the ground and I pointed at his pants and said "mucho grassy ass"

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Robert De Niro has six children,

That’s mucho de niro.

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A tourist is shopping at a market in Mexico

He goes up to a vendor and struggles to communicate with the shopkeeper, who eventually pulls out an apple.

"Disfrutan mucho los turistas", the vendor says while smiling.

The tourist stops and thinks for a second, and then responds with "No, dis fruit an apple".

My dad told me this one

What do you call a Spanish soldier lying in a field?

Gracias

*And his own addition he’s very proud of:*

What do you call 50 Spanish soldiers lying in a field?

Muchos gracias

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