A joke i heard recently and i have to share it

What do you call a small hispanic man?

Paragraph because he is too small to be an ese

¿Has oído hablar de ese país con la guerra civil?

No te rías. ¡Es sería!

There are so many Mexicans contributing to the US economy

They should stop chanting "USA, USA, USA!" and start chanting "YO ESE, YO ESE, YO ESE!"

What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because they're not a full ese yet

A man and his family are driving along when they're pulled over by a policeman who informs them that they're the one-millionth car to drive past his checkout, and hands them a prize check for 1000 dollars.

"What are you going to do with your winnings?" Asks the policeman.
"I think I'll use it to finally get some driving lessons!" says the husband
"Don't listen to him, he's drunk!" Barks the wife, which wakes the mother-in-law in the backseat
Upon seeing the policeman, she exclaims "Gah,...

A man gets pulled over by the cops, but rather than a ticket, the cop approaches him with a check...

"Congratulations!" The cop says, handing him the check "You're the one millionth driver to pass by our checkpoint. What are you going to do with your winnings?"
"Probably get my license" The man says
"Don't listen him to him! he's drunk!" Says the wife
"Heh?" Says the man's mother who...

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Three Mexicans are in a jail cell.

One Mexican says to another "JHey Ese, what you in forrr?"

The guy replies "Dey dink I rrrobbed a place man, But dey got de wrrrong guy! JHow about you?"

"Daamn Ese that sucks! Well I got into a fight in a barrr. So dey thrrew me in jherrre."

"Oh sorrrrrry, Ese." They both look ...

What language does Patrick Star speak

Leedle-ese

So a White man and a Mexican man go to take an Aeronautics exam together...

In the lobby after the test, the White man says to the Mexican man,

"What did you put for your country of origin? I put the United States."

The Mexican man replied,

"N/A ese."

An Irishman is walking along the beach one day...

...and he sees a bottle laying in the sand. He picks it up and starts to brush it off when out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Since you have freed me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes."

The Irishman thinks for a moment and says, "I'm feeling a might thirsty. I think I'll...

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