I would have bought him somehting, but he returns everything.
I don't want to say video games cause violence...
...but after a month of playing Pong, I beat Rafael Nadal in a best of five match and might be Venus Williams' new baby daddy.
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A woman goes to the doctor... [NSFW]
A woman goes to the doctor and says "By Hubbanb li nadal deck." The doctor is baffled and says, "I'm sorry, I can't understand you at all." The patient takes a deep breath and tries to speak a bit more clearly: "My hubband like nadal decks." The doctor realises what she is trying to say. "Y...