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A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks.

He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.

"Quiero calcetines," said the man.

"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl.

"No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.

"Well, ...

A bilingual joke! (English/Spanish)

A Spanish man goes into a department store looking for a specific item of clothing. But he can't find what he's looking for and he doesn't know the English word for it.

So he grabs a salesperson and says, "Tienes calcetines?"

"I'm sorry, I don't know what that is," the salesperson says...

A Mexican businessman visits the US

A Mexican businessman visits the US and forgot to pack an article of clothing, so he goes to a store. He doesn't speak any English and no one in the store speaks Spanish, but the employee still wants to help him.

Employee holds up a shirt and points at it, but the man says, "No."

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