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Mustaches Jokes

Mustaches are taking over

And it's happening right under our noses

Why do Italian boys grow mustaches?

Why do Italian boys grow mustaches? To look like their mothers...

I was told that if I fapped too often, that Iā€™d grow hair on the palms of my hands.

That theory also explains why a lot of women get mustaches when they grow up.

Milk mustaches are kinda cute . . .

Pistachios are just nuts.

How come people with mustaches lose them so often?

They're hiding right under their noses.

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