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Satyr Jokes

Why did no one believe a word the centaur said?

They thought it was satyr.

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If you fall in love with a satyr....

Then you're probably Pan sexual.

What do you call a mockery of a Jewish goat mans dinner?

A Satire Satyr Seder

There is an app called Monstr for finding the supernatural date of your dreams

Apparently it came out after the release of the Twilight franchise caused a spike in the popularity of mythical beings as romantic partners.

A friend of mine, I'll call her Bella for privacy, was on the app for a bit and her first match was a Lycanthrope. They went for a long walk and afterw...

What's a demon's favourite kind of comedy?

Satyrical

I saw a cartoon portraying a politican like a goat

It was satyr.

Did you know mythological creatures have their own dentist's office?

It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actual...

What is a goat's favourite form of comedy?

Satyre.

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