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Musical Chair Jokes

What do kings call musical chairs?

Game of Thrones

3,000 male cows are playing musical chairs. What happens when the music stops?

A whole lot of bulls sit.

Young women marrying old rich guys is a lot like musical chairs.

The last one to sit on it wins.

Who always wins at musical chairs?

Rosa Parks

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A girl named Yu was being held captive by a tribe of goblins...

The goblins were very particular about how they did things, as they enjoyed toying with their captives. They all had a bizarre sense of humor.

“Let me go!” shouted Yu, who was suspended twenty feet in the air by ropes and pulleys. The goblins just chuckled at the fact that they knew she could...

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I went to an ISIS birthday party once

The musical chairs were slow but fuck me pass the parcel was quick.

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