Move Into Jokes - 19 Hilarious Move Into Jokes

John Smith was the only Protestant to move into the large Catholic neighborhood.

On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill. Meanwhile all of his neighbors were eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday during Lent.

On the last Friday of Lent the neighborhood men got together and decided that something just HAD t...

Why did the homeless man move into an apartment?

He was thinking outside the box

So Donald Trump wants to be president and move into the white house. Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

 

 

*credits to Snoop Dogg @ Donald Trump roast*

Why do dolphins get so happy when they move into a house?

Because they have a lot of indoor fins

Homes are so expensive in my area I had to move into my friend's bouncy castle.

The rent's pretty expensive, but it's mostly due to inflation.

Climate change is causing people to move into hilly and mountainous regions

According to one expert on YouTube it is plain unsettling.

A newlywed couple arrived back from honeymoon to move into their tiny new flat.

"Care to go to bed?" the husband asked. "Shh!" said his blushing bride. "These walls are paper thin. The neighbours will know what you mean! Next time, ask me in code - like, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' - instead." So, the following night, the husband asks: "I don't suppose you lef...

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I helped my friend Richard move into his new home,

It was a total Dick move.

A Russian man, an Italian man, and a Jewish man all move into town.

A Russian man, an Italian man, and a Jewish man all move into town. They all want to start their own business, so each of them goes to the richest man in town and asks for a loan.
The Russian man asks, "I want to start my own business here, and I need a loan of $20,000". The rich man replies, "...

Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election?

Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.

What’s it called when too many animals move into Shrek’s swamp?

Ogre-population

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A well-known psychotherapist sets down the last box to complete their move into a new home.

"Well, that's a lot to unpack."

Dolly Parton's made a major move into the grocery business...

She bought the chains Piggly Wiggly, Giant and Harris Teeter, and is going to rename them "Giant Wiggly Teeters".

Why was Trump excited to move into the Whitehouse?

Because he loves kicking black families out of government funded housing!

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Two vampire bats move into a new home under a bridge.

On the first evening they are there, they see the sun setting. One of the bats says to the other, "I'm hungry, let's go eat." The other responds, "We should wait for the other bats in the cave to leave and see where they find food." The first bat impatiently decides to go off and find food himself. ...

John was excited to move into his new condo which was exactly below Dwayne Johnson's apartment. But soon he became ignorant & oblivious to things happening around him. Why?

Because John was living under The Rock.

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An old mans son is trying to convince him to move into a nursing home after his wife died.

The son tells his dad that it'll be good for him, and he'll be well taken care of.

"They'll cook you good food, and clean up after you, and you'll make plenty of new friends."

The old man thinks about it for a few weeks, and agrees to go for few weeks to try it out.

On his first...

My wife's mad just because I told my mother in law I can't wait til she gets to move into one of our properties....

... we own a cemetery.

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