What kind of music do they play at the Mos Eisley cantina? #StarsWarsJoke
Boogie Wookie.
What do you call an insect with a high fat diet?
A mosKeto!
What is the difference between Tatooine and Hoth?
On Tatooine you can find Mos Eisley. On Hoth you’ll find ice mostly.
The next generation
Obi-Wan Kenobi, while hiding on the deserts of Tatooine, happened to meet a charming lady in Mos Eisley. One thing let to another, and soon they were expecting a baby.
As the baby boy was born, the midwife asked Obi-Wan what would be the name of his son.
"Obi-Two Kenobi, naturally"
Were do Russians get their milk from?
MosCow
One boy sayd to his friend
"My mos is having a new baby!" His friend reply: "Whats wrong with the other one?"
Birds of no Feathers....
A man from Los Angeles took a job in San Francisco, leaving his 70 yr old, widowed mother of 6 mos to fend for herself. As her birthday was approaching, he went around asking his co-workers for ideas to get his mom a bday gift.
None of their ideas appealed to him, until someone suggested a p...
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