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The Jungle Book Jokes

Can you name the villain from The Jungle Book?

...because I Shere Khan!

Sonny Bono can't tell you the name of the tiger in The Jungle Book...

But Cher can.

The jungle book has been adapted into a live action play

But after the show at the Cincinnati zoo all other showings have been cancelled.

If The Jungle Book were written by George R.R. Martin...

Bagheera would have died saving Mowgli from the snake, Kaa. Mowgli would have fallen while fetching honey for Baloo and become paralyzed. Kaa would have been beheaded by a bitter rival from House Anaconda. Raksha, sending her cubs to seek refuge in the jungle, dies at the hands (paws) of Shere Khan....

As two kids left the store, one of them suddenly realized that they had put something in there pocket.

It was a toy from Disney's The Jungle Book. One of them wanted to just confess to it. but the other said.



Confess!? Are you out of your mind? Do you know what they do to people like us? Were not talking about some dumb mail-fraud scheme or hijacking here...



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