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Indian motorcycles hired an outside accountant to figure out their declining revenue. the board of directors required all C-level executives to attend the reporting. He found that the executives were overpaid limiting production.

In summary: too many Chiefs not enough Indians.
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Apparently the CDC is even limiting JOKES now? The CDC put out humor guidelines today asking Americans to limit themselves to

only telling inside jokes
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Two chemists were having lunch.

One says to the other, "I thought you were limiting your sodium intake."
The other one says, "I wanted to, but Na."
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