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David Lynch Jokes

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My favorite movie is Eraserhead by David Lynch.

I'm still waiting for the sequel, Pencilbutt.





(Yeah, probably the worst joke I've ever come up with in my life. .\_.)

David Lynch's car leaked coolant. He pulled over to check it.

There was a lady in the radiator.

What do you get when David Lynch directs a remake of The Godfather?

Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand.

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