Harlem Jokes - 10 Hilarious Harlem Jokes

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?

Father's day.

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

What's the most positive thing in Harlem?

HIV.

If you ever find yourself having a problem in Harlem

Find a group of guys and look at them for a few minutes. They will then ask you what your problem is..

What did Oprah say when she visited Harlem?

"YOU get a father, and YOU get a father, and YOU get a father! Everybody gets a father!!!

My medication says to store it in a cool, dark place.

So I keep it in a jazz club in Harlem.

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Ladies night.

3 ladies are on a night out in a Harlem bar, discussing their men.

Lady 1: ".....well, I call mah man Long John on account o' he's got a looooooong John!

*much laughter, high 5's and shrieking follows*

Lady 2: "...uh-huh well, I call mah man Big Dick on account o' hes got a biii...

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

Why did the old lady keep crossing the street?

She was in Harlem.

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