Harlem Jokes - 10 Hilarious Harlem Jokes

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?

Father's day.

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

If you ever find yourself having a problem in Harlem

Find a group of guys and look at them for a few minutes. They will then ask you what your problem is..

What's the most positive thing in Harlem?

HIV.

What did Oprah say when she visited Harlem?

"YOU get a father, and YOU get a father, and YOU get a father! Everybody gets a father!!!

My medication says to store it in a cool, dark place.

So I keep it in a jazz club in Harlem.

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Ladies night.

3 ladies are on a night out in a Harlem bar, discussing their men.

Lady 1: ".....well, I call mah man Long John on account o' he's got a looooooong John!

*much laughter, high 5's and shrieking follows*

Lady 2: "...uh-huh well, I call mah man Big Dick on account o' hes got a biii...

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

Why did the old lady keep crossing the street?

She was in Harlem.

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