Karen: Wait for me honey, I’m just finishing my make-up.
Tucker: You don’t need make-up, Karen.
Karen: Oh, Tucker…. really? That is so sweet of you!
Tucker: You need plastic surgery.
Little Johnny came to class all beat up...
Teacher: What's wrong?
Johnny: Our house is very small, me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks if I'm sleeping, I say "No" then he slaps my face & gives me a black eye.
Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.
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