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Why doesn't DJ Khaled lose weight?

Becauses he never loses, he always wins.

Why did the farmer become a DJ?

Because he had sick beets.

What did the DJ say at the Salad Bar?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Before I got my life in order I used to host illegal parties and DJ at Stonehenge

But I no longer mix in those circles

The DJ played the Cha Cha Slide, so I did the Cha Cha Slide,

The DJ played Macarena, so I did the Macarena,

The DJ played Come On Eileen, and now I have an upcoming court appearance.

A radio DJ is on air and comes up with a competition

The winner will get £1000 if they can come up with a word, not in the dictionary without checking.

Several listeners call in but unfortunately their responses were already in the dictionary.

Hamish, a Scottish listener, phones in and says "Goan"

The DJ checks the dictionary an...

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A man invites some of his fetish club over for breakfast....

They are catching up on life and swapping stories about work, their grandkids’ birthdays, their recent stock market fortunes, and so on, when the subject of what they’re most proud of comes up.

Gerald, a 35 year old dentist, proudly exclaims, “Of everyone here, I by far, have the larges...

What is a DJ’s favorite dipping sauce?

m’Erra n’Erra

My dad gave up his job of being a late night radio DJ.

He took up a new job as a railway construction worker. Talk about a career change, but I guess he just couldn’t give up his love for laying tracks.

What do you call a dj-ing kangaroo?

Disc joey

A woman from Maryland who fell in love with the DJ from her first wedding day has married him five years later...

she originally asked him three years ago, but he said he wasn't taking requests just then.

What do you call a plant that is a DJ?

A photosynthesizer


What was Albert Einsteins DJ name?

MC Squared

What's DJ Kahled's favourite number?

11, because it has another 1

"Dj Khaled, what are your thoughts on Palestinian rocket attacks?"


Why do fishermen make such terrible DJs?

They never let the bass drop.

There's nothing in the Guinness Book about digital DJs.

They don't hold any records.

I was at a party last weekend

The DJ played the Macarena, so I did the Macarena

Next, he played the Hustle, so I did the Hustle

Finally, he played "Come on, Eileen". I got kicked out for that one.

Why does DJ Khaled shout his name at the beginning of the songs he produces?

So you know that it's time to change the channel.

What did the DJ say when showing off his marmelade?

Thats my JAM!

What do you call a DJ who’s stopped breathing?

Off the air.

One day, DJ Khalid’s son found a magical lamp...

One day, DJ Khaled’s son stumbled upon a magical lamp. After rubbing it, a mystical genie poured out of the stem and asked for boy what he wanted for his wishes. Knowing his father’s great love of music, the boy wished to become a keyboard, something Khaled enjoyed using for his music. “Granted”, sa...

Did you ever hear the one about the stuttering DJ?

He really liked to "D-D-DDDD-DROP THE BASS"

[oc] Why do you never invite a DJ to fishing

They always drop the bass

Some people say DJ Khaled fell off

If he really had fallen off, we'd have felt it.

I couldn't sleep camping last night...

I couldn't sleep last night in my tent because of noise. I got up and followed the sound into some nearby woods. Deep inside I discovered a clearing in the middle of which was a DJ setup with dance music blaring out with smoke and flashing lights. Behind the decks there was a huge but rather worse-...

I went to a wedding dance once

When the DJ played "Twist", I did the twist. When he played "Jump", of course I jumped. When he played "Come on Eileen", well, I ended up getting arrested.

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What do you get when you cross a DJ with a fish?

A bass dropping the bass.

My son refused to join the family DJ business. But then returned 6 months later, begging for a job.

Oh, how the turntables.

Why can't a seal be a DJ

Because they are afraid of club hits

What does a cop and a dj have in common

They both tell drunk people to put their hands up

Farmers hired a DJ for pest control

To drop some sick beets

I hate puns about DJ Khaled

I can't bear to hear another one.

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A cabbage said to a DJ “lettuce turnip the beet”

“Why the fuck is there a cabbage at this party?” thought the DJ

When the DJ plays "Macarena", I do the Macarena

when the DJ plays "Hokey Pokey", I do the Hokey Pokey. When the DJ plays "Come on Eileen". I get arrested.

I opened a record/DJ store in Israel but it went out of business.

Maybe “The Vinyl Solution” wasn’t the best choice of name

I got to be the DJ at my uncle's wedding

Apparently, having "I Love Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo play ruined the mood for everybody.

Yo, I'm your DJ, erectile dysfunction

I'm going to make sure you all go hard, even though I can't

Why are DJs considered entry-level musicians?

They start from scratch

What do DJs call their puppies?


What religion did the witch DJ follow?

Wicca Wicca

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

If I was a DJ...

I'd wanna be called JD Dyslexic.

My local night club has had to fire their resident DJ

Apparently he wasn't up to scratch

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and DJ Kahled?

Tyson went down eventually.

At my granddaughter’s wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest.

It turned out to be my husband and I. The DJ asked us, “What advice would you give to the newly-married couple?”

I said, “The three most important words in a marriage are, ‘You’re probably right.”

Everyone then looked at my husband and he said, “She’s probably right.”

What's the difference between a DJ and a gynecologist ?

None : they both work where others have fun.

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What’s DJ Khaled say his favorite gaming system is?

Wii the best

I'm going to be a DJ at a retirement home this weekend.

With an average age of 81 years old, will the song "Last Christmas" be inappropriate?

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A local radio station is having a contest: The first person to call in with a word the DJ has never heard of will win $1000.

So this guy calls in and when asked for the word, he says, "goan... G-O-A-N. Goan."

The DJ thinks for a moment and says, "That’s not even a real word!"

"Sure it is," argues the caller.

"Well, then use it in a sentence," says the DJ.

The caller replies, "Goan fuck yourself...

How do you track down DJ Jazzy Jeff in the snow?

Follow the fresh prints

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How do dubstep DJs masturbate?

They wub one out

My Hip Hop name is DJ Green Onion.

But you can call me Rapscallion.

DJ Khaled was featured in a Weight Watchers commercial for losing weight...

...He must have stopped eating out...

One day a DJ for a local radio station wanted to change things up.

He wanted to start playing more up beat music, so he went to the manager of the station and told him his idea. The manager said he would look into it.

A few days go by and the manager comes back to the DJ and tells him there is a problem with one of the songs he wants to play from The Beach B...

DJ Khaled

DJ Khaled's full name is Khaled Ibn Abdul Khaled, so basically his name is Khaled Khaled.

When his mum named him, he was like another one.

What do dj's dip their bread sticks in?


What's DJ Khalid's favorite kind of candy bar?

A nutter one.

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DJ gets Caught Off Guard

A guy calls into a radio station and he says he has a joke for the DJ. The DJ goes, “Alright, let’s hear it.”

The caller asks, “First, are we allowed to say ‘penis’ on the air?”

The DJ says, “It is the specific medical or clinical term so yes, you can use it.”

Caller: “OK, what...

Where can you find information on every DJ in the world?


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Why do DJs like to pass gas?

*It gives them a chance to put their shit on BLAST!!*

I'm so sorry. I'll show myself out...

DJ vu.

The feeling you get when you've heard the same music in a club before.

Im so old, the DJ in this bar just dedicated his next set to me !

...and turned off the music

Why did the DJ get fired from the supermarket?

He kept dropping the beets.

You used to be a better DJ than me...

But then the tables were turned...

DJ Khaled invented a weight loss app

Everytime you lose a pound, his voice comes on and says "Another one".

What does the blind DJ say?

"I can't see your hands!"

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh?

Whats the top most request DJs in Hong Kong are getting

Clubbed to death

What happens when a DJ is playing a song with a small bass drop?

The crowd goes mild.

DJ Khaled was playing cards with his family.

And a mother won.

DJ Khaled has just declined a role in his upcoming biopic.

When asked about his decision, he was quoted to have said "never play yourself."

How many pounds does DJ Khaled plan to lose with Weight Watchers?

Another one

How many DJ Khaled's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, we're still gonna need anotha one.

I tried to open a record/ DJ shop in Israel.

I probably shouldn’t have named it Vinyl Solution.

Why did the DJ turn his life around?

He realized the Errra Errra Errra of his ways.

I'm DJ'ing my daughter's 11th bday. As DJ D. A. D. , I need to collect your best dad jokes suitable for the mic!

I'm sure she'll forgive me... eventually.... Hit me!

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

What do you call someone who is a terrible DJ?


Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

[DJ] A man dug three holes and said....

Well, well, well...

Yes [DJ] = Dad Joke warning

It's honestly my dad's favorite joke.

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