There's a petition going around to name the black hole after Chris Cornell from Soundgarden

There gonna call it the cornhole

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My wife likes to quote Soundgarden during sex.

"Won't you come"

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I’ve been experimenting with ways to pollinate my greenhouse tomatoes. The best method so far is vibrating blossoms with an electric toothbrush.

My buddy suggested blasting heavy bass to pollinate all of them at once.

He pointed out I would have a soundgarden.

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