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Britney Spears Jokes

Britney Spears has the most toxic fans.

And for good reason; it's a catchy song

My girlfriend told me she hates songs by Britney Spears and she doesn't want me to sing them.

But oops, I did it again.

I was going to watch crossroads with Britney Spears

But she cancelled at the last minute.

What did Britney Spears say when she got a letter from the IRS?

"Oops, audited again"

-Knock Knock.

-Who’s there?
-Britney Spears.
-Britney Spears who?
-Knock knock.
-Who’s there.
-Britney Spears.
-Britney Spears who?
-Oops, I did it again.

Person 1: Knock knock

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: Britney Spears

Person 2: Britney Spears who?

Person 1: Knock knock

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: Oops I did it again!

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Three nuns perish in a bus crash...

...and are whisked straight to heaven.

St. Peter greets them at the gate with a warm welcome.

“Sisters, you have all three been paragons of the Catholic faith. The good Lord would like to bestow upon you one last day on earth as anyone you would like to be. Live for a day as whomever y...

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britney vs porn movie

Q: What is the difference between Britney Spears and a porn movie?
A: Porn movies sometimes play good music.

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