I felt like a fool when I bought David Bowie tickets for my son and then remembered that he died last year...

Even more so when I remembered that David Bowie died too.

What was David Bowies last hit?

Probably cocaine.

What's the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel

Did David Bowie just have one set of clothes when he performed?

Or did he have several ch-ch-ch-changes?

What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Do you mind if I Slytherin?

What does David Bowie call his OpenDocument files?

space.odt

Why did David Bowie's VCR always flash "12:00"?

Because although time may change him, he can't change time.

My coworker complained about our David Bowie tribute music recently...

...he complained that after Lemmy's death we didn't have any tribute music. I pointed out that would be slightly inappropriate, as Lemmy wrote about taking drugs and blacking out, whilst David Bowie wrote whilst taking drugs and blacking out.

What does David Bowie do after the gym?

Ch ch ch ch changes

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

I'm working on a "rock opera" adaptation of The Wizard of Oz that would employ the songs and sounds of the best British artists, including the Rolling Stones, Jessie Ware, Mumford & Sons, the Verve, David Bowie, and Radiohead.

It's called "Mum-Ware Stone-Verve the Rade-Bow."

This year in Heaven the Christmas celebration was also a costume party. Everyone dressed up.

Many people came as movie characters, from Gandalf the Grey (and White) to Jason Bourne to Black Widow to Harry Potter. Alan Rickman went as Hans Gruber, which made St. Peter exclaim "See, Die Hard IS a Christmas movie!" St. Peter was dressed as the "Fragile" lamp from A Christmas Story. Moses showe...

If diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are man's best friend...

...then David Bowie is everyone's best friend.

Chris Cornell dies and goes to heaven…

St. Peter: It is probably a bit disorienting, but there are a lot of people here you will want to meet.

Chris: Like who?

St. Peter: Well, right over there are Janis, Jimi, Kurt, Prince, and David Bowie for starters.

Chris: Oh no, is that Bono over there with them? I d...

I ground up my ctrl key and gift wrapped it. The card reads:

This is ground ctrl.
TO: Major Tom


(Merry Christmas David Bowie!)

[NSFW]- What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

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