David Bowie Jokes

Because he could write Under Pressure!

Even more so when I remembered that David Bowie died too.

Rebel Rebel

Or do you think he had several different ch-ch-ch-changes?

Probably cocaine.

Ch ch ch ch changes

space.odt

Redbull Redbull

Do you mind if I Slytherin?

2001: A space oddity.

...he complained that after Lemmy's death we didn't have any tribute music. I pointed out that would be slightly inappropriate, as Lemmy wrote about taking drugs and blacking out, whilst David Bowie wrote whilst taking drugs and blacking out.

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

...then David Bowie is everyone's best friend.

Because although time may change him, he can't change time.

As he walks through the wall the man exclaims to his friend 'look dude! Holy s**t its Ronald Reagan! Head on upstairs Mr Reagan you can haunt the attic!'

A few minutes later another ghost floats in, this time its David Bowie. Again the guy yells in excitement 'Dude! It's David Bowie! Mr Bowie... read more

This is ground ctrl.
TO: Major Tom


(Merry Christmas David Bowie!)

St. Peter: It is probably a bit disorienting, but there are a lot of people here you will want to meet.

Chris: Like who?

St. Peter: Well, right over there are Janis, Jimi, Kurt, Prince, and David Bowie for starters.

Chris: Oh no, is that Bono over there with them? I d... read more

Many people came as movie characters, from Gandalf the Grey (and White) to Jason Bourne to Black Widow to Harry Potter. Alan Rickman went as Hans Gruber, which made St. Peter exclaim "See, Die Hard IS a Christmas movie!" St. Peter was dressed as the "Fragile" lamp from A Christmas Story. Moses showe... read more

Cancer.