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Moaner Jokes

I got a sweater on my birthday

I would have preferred a moaner or screamer.

I bring so many ladies back to my place and make them so happy in my bed that...

I was forced to buy ho-moaners insurance

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[NSFW] When a woman buys a vibrator, it’s seen as a bit of naughty fun. But….

When a man orders a 240 vault Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non drip semen collecting tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream with option of a moaner or panter in a 7.1 sound system, hes called a pervert

I'm getting a sweater for Father's Day!

I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner, but I guess this will do.

What’s the most disappointing thing for a man on Christmas morning?

When he gets a sweater, but he’s hoping for a screamer or a moaner.

A couple friends pool their money together to get their buddy a sweater for his birthday

He was hoping for a moaner or a screamer though.

Did you hear about the pimp who finally bought a house?

He’s a hoe moaner now.

For Christmas last year I got a sweater.

This year I'd prefer a moaner or a squirter.

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Whiny prostitute

Why did the whiny prostitute feel she really needed to buy a house? So she could finally feel comfortable telling her parents she was a ho' moaner.

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A man walks into a bar the day after Christmas...

He walks up to the bar, sits down and doesn't say a word.

The bartender walks over and asks, "what are you having?"

The man shakes his head. Let's out a deep breathe and says, "I'm pissed off."

Bartender, putting his hands down on the bar, "Why are you angry, it's the day after ...

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