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Shooting Star Jokes

Would you rather eat a chicken leg or a shooting star?

You'd probably say the chicken, but I'd pick the star... it's a little meteor.

Why does a shooting star taste better than a comet?

It's a little meteor.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

I thought I saw a shooting star but turns out it was dust on the telescope...

Turns out it was a meteor-wrong!

Why are shooting stars so fast? (x-post from /dadjokes)

They’re traveling light.

What's the difference between an anorexic and a shooting star?

One's all skin and bones, and the other's a little meteor

(Dark) What do you call depressed American kids?

Shooting stars

Meaty or Shower?

What is the difference between a hamburger and a shooting star?

While one is meaty...the other...is a little meteor.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is a heavy aquatic mammal...the other is a little lighter.

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I saw a shooting star last night and wished

That it hadn't illuminated the spot in my backyard where my parents were fucking

Why does Alec Baldwin grant wishes?

Because he's a shooting star.

As I saw Tom Cruise firing bullets at an innocent crowd, I immediately made a wish.

It was after all a Shooting Star!

How do planets staying busy during hunting season?

By shooting stars

What do you call an Israeli astronaut

A shooting star

What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?

One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.

I pointed my gun at the sky and asked my girl to make a wish?

Coz I was shooting star.

Native American Chief and his 3 sons

One evening, a Native American chief sat down to eat dinner with his wife and three sons. The youngest son, asked his dad how he was named because his friend, Sharp Spear, told him that his name came from what his dad is known for- sharpening spears for the village men. The chief looked at his son, ...

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Trex and a Raptor stargazing

T-rex- hey look a shooting star, make a wish
Raptor- I wish I was dead
T-rex- lmao ...

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One day a man decided that he was going to take up shooting...

So he signed up for a concealed carry license class and got his own weapon. When he was done with the classroom portion, they took the class out to the shooting range to shoot some targets. The instructor told them only to shoot the 3 targets across the range. The man hit all 3 directly in the middl...

Cerealsly amazing joke

Once upon a time, there was a Cheerio who wanted something to do with his life, because it sucked. He decided he wanted to marry someone. So, one day, he went to the town square and saw a beautiful Fruit Loop. He went up to her and tried to ask her out on a date, but before he could get any words ou...

The Silver Woman [Long]

One dark night a Frenchman by the name of Guillaume was hiking through the forest. Enraptured by the natural beauty of the world around him, he paused for a moment, taking in the cool breeze blowing through the trees, the sparkling ceiling of stars, and sighed contentedly. Looking up he saw a bright...

A German officer watches over his outpost during the Great War.

He's polishing his handgun when one of his soldiers below sounds the alarm. Down he rushes, gun in hand, to see a battle going on between his men and the British. He joins his men, and the fight seems to go on for hours. The gunfire only stops when out of the sky comes an artillery shell, destroying...

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