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A meteor shower destroyed the Red Cross headquarters.

All Perseids went to charity.
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My girlfriend likes golden meteor showers

(I have kidney stones)
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If I watch a meteor shower

Does it feel violated?

(x-post shittyaskscience)

Would you like to go see a meteor shower?

What are you some kind of pervert?!?
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A team of astronomers have been preparing for a meteor shower for weeks.

When the day of the spectacle came, onlookers looked up to the sky, but saw nothing different. When reporters confronted the head astronomer about this blunder, embarrassed, he responded "No comet."
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Friends invited me to a meteor shower party, but I couldn't make it.

They were crushed.
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Yo mama so fat, the only way she gets clean

is during a meteor shower
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How would the Nazis have killed the dinosaurs?

With meteor showers.

TIL that dinosaurs used hot springs to take baths

But as time advanced they moved onto meteor showers.
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