This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Went camping last weekend and woke up at three in the morning to the most amazing site of the milky way galaxy.

Where the fuck is my tent?
Sight,fuck

I had a sip of the Milky Way galaxy.

It turns out I'm galactose intolerant.

As soon as space travel is possible, I’m moving away from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy

I’m galactose intolerant

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