I cheated on my metaphysics exam.

I gazed into the soul of the guy next to me.

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A boy from the country attended the prestigious university in the city.

With his degree, he got prizes in mathematics and metaphysics. The lad's father came up to the college to see his son graduate.

"Weel, Dr. Thompson" asked the old farmer to a professor, "And what may these mathematics be for which my son has getten a prize?"

"Mathematics is to do with ...

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

The horse says, "I just realized that I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."

A priest, a swami, and a rabbi...

A priest, a swami, and a rabbi were arguing as to who were the best at their job. So they decided to go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it to their respective religion. After several hours, they met up again at a local disco to share the result of their venture.

The priest...

Chicken or egg?

One morning at breakfast I tried to engage my two daughters in a little metaphysical thinking.
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" I asked.
My six year old said, "There had to be a chicken to lay an egg?"
I pushed her: "But didn't there have to be an egg for the first chicken to hat...

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