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A man struggles to not use Train metaphors

"No more!" he swore to himself. "Today's the day I finally change my one-track mind! Oh. Ok, I'll let that one go, but no more!"

He entered the meeting. Several minutes passed.

"Everyone let's try not to get off track." **Damnit! I did it again. That's the last one!**

"What I me...

Metaphors aren't like similes.

Metaphors are similes.

Metaphors

People say I mangle metaphors, but you canโ€™t make an omelet without beating a few dead horses.

When your not clever enough for metaphors...

I've found literal comparisons make great fact similes.

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

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My dad was a man of poetry and would always speak to me in metaphors.

He'd always say stuff like, "You're a fucking idiot".

Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

I hate it when people confuse reality with metaphors...

It makes my head literally explode!

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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Anyone else confused by these new sexual metaphors?

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English Literature Class

Professor starts the literature class. "Today's lesson is metaphors. A metaphor conceptualizes and exaggerate a big thing into a small creative image. As an example you can say 'The snow is a white blanket' instead of saying that snow is white. Can anyone say a similar metaphor ? "

"Tom Crui...

What do Jedi Knights say to encourage the use of analogies?

Metaphors be with you

Knock-Knock Joke given to me by a Star Wars fan

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Metaphors

Metaphors who?

Metaphors be with you

I have just read an interesting dictionary.

It had literally no metaphors.





I'll ^show^myself^out...

I was watching Star Wars in English Class

And a classmate says "metaphors be with you"

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