Metaphorical Jokes - 6 Hilarious Metaphorical Jokes

"Farther" is physical distance, while "further" is metaphorical distance. And...

"Father" is emotional distance.

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What happens if you go around a pole at the speed of light?

You will yourself both literally and metaphorically.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side is the most common answer, however this answer leaves a great deal of room for interpretation. As noted historian and sociologist Ian Ormwell stated, "A joke cannot be taken at face value; all jests are subjective in their appearance and impact." Contrasting this view, the p...

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Your and mouth are connected.

Biologically, of course, but also metaphorically in your case.

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A man goes to a bar

A man goes to a bar. He just had a fight with his wife and he want to drown his worries in whisky.

As he drinks, his worries fade away. Soon enough, he is piss-drunk and then he realizes: "Holy , my wife is going to kill me! It's almost the middle of the dawn and I'm here, shitfaced and f...

But what is Vsauce?

You are in a room with Michael.

Michael is staring into your eyes.

His lips part.

He speaks the sweet, golden words.

"But... what are, eyes?"

His head tilts slightly downwards, and to the left.

His eyebrow raises slightly.

He gestures with his hands.<...

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