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Medics Jokes

While he lay there on the railroad tracks waiting for the medics - the train had just crossed where his ankles used to be - ...

he felt utterly defeeted.

All pirates medics were required to be certified in

C. P. ARRRRRR.

With medical costs being so high, instead of sending “paramedics” to an accident…

…Maybe they should just send one.

How did the medics know that Princess Diane had dandruff?

Because they found her head and shoulders in the front seat

Having someone respond to a medical emergency has gotten sooo expensive.

Maybe instead of sending a Para Medics they should only send one.

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