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While he lay there on the railroad tracks waiting for the medics - the train had just crossed where his ankles used to be - ...

he felt utterly defeeted.

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All pirates medics were required to be certified in

C. P. ARRRRRR.

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With medical costs being so high, instead of sending “paramedics” to an accident…

…Maybe they should just send one.

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How did the medics know that Princess Diane had dandruff?

Because they found her head and shoulders in the front seat

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Having someone respond to a medical emergency has gotten sooo expensive.

Maybe instead of sending a Para Medics they should only send one.

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