The stockbroker is just getting out of his brand new BMW in a nice tailored suit. He was about to walk past when he a double take at the sign that says “Lemonade $50”.
“Your sign is wrong kid. I think you mean fifty cents.”
The little gi...
MBA Student Vs. BE Student.
A MBA And A BE Student Go On A Camping Trip, Set Up Their Tent, And Fell Asleep.
Some Hours Later, The BE Wakes His MBA Friend And Says: “Look Up At The Sky And Tell Me What You See”
The MBA Replies: “I See Millions Of Stars”
The BE Asks: “What Does That Tell You?”
There were three lawyers and three MBAs traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three MBAs each buy tickets and watch as the three lawyers buy only a single ticket.
‘How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?’ asks an MBA. ‘Watch and you’ll see’ answers a lawyer.
They all board the train. The MBAs take their respective seats but all three lawyers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the ...
4 MBA students.
4 MBA students went out on a night before their exam and were boozing hard. They did not study for the test and thought of a plan to escape. So they went to their dean looking weary and worn out, their dresses covered in grease and dirt.
They told their dean that they had all gone to a weddin...
Homeless man tells the tale
I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I ...
MBA: A course that teaches you, how the world is financially screwing you over
while financial screwing you over
A professor explained about marketing to MBA students. 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go to her and say I am rich, marry me. That's direct marketing. 2. You attend a party and your friend goes to the girl to tell her, he's rich, marry him. That's advertising. 3. The same g...
1st son : Degree in Economics. 2nd son: MBA. 3rd son : PhD 4th son : Thief
Neighbour: Why can’t you throw the 4th son out of your house?
Father : He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.
Vanity License Plates
I saw a license plate recently that said "MBA MOM" on it.
I don't think that kind of license plate would work for me because all I have is an Associates Degree.
So mine would just say "ASS DAD".