I hadn't put my own picture up on my dating profile, just a picture of my pickup
I hadn't put my own picture up on my dating profile, just a picture of my pickup. But that's okay, because she'd just put a picture of her dog. I sent her a message, something almost-clever like "your dog can ride in my pickup any time," and she responded.
We clicked pretty quickly, and sta...
Donald Trump was sitting in his office, when suddenly, his Chief Political Advisor burst through the door.
CPA: "Terrible news, sir. Three Brazilian men were killed outside of an embassy in Rio."
Trump: "That is terrible news. We must act immediately. But first, tell me again, how many is a Brazilian?"
Two Boll Weavels
There were once two brothers that happened to be boll weavels. They lived in Nashville, TN and both loved country music. One brother desired more than just to destroy crops and listen to the radio, so he learned to play guitar. He got so good, he became a successful country music star. Fame and fort...