I hadn't put my own picture up on my dating profile, just a picture of my pickup
I hadn't put my own picture up on my dating profile, just a picture of my pickup. But that's okay, because she'd just put a picture of her dog. I sent her a message, something almost-clever like "your dog can ride in my pickup any time," and she responded.
We clicked pretty quickly, and sta...
Donald Trump was sitting in his office, when suddenly, his Chief Political Advisor burst through the door.
CPA: "Terrible news, sir. Three Brazilian men were killed outside of an embassy in Rio."
Trump: "That is terrible news. We must act immediately. But first, tell me again, how many is a Brazilian?"