An unpaid internship is nothing like actual slavery
Slaves are given food and housing.
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Looking back, I'm glad I didn't get that YouTube internship
I really dodged a bullet
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I started an internship at a strip club today
I’m being paid in exposure
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I got an internship for an insurance company.
My job was to review applications, I would receive a notification that a position was open, receive a stack of applications every day, and be expected to vet them and send the up the line for review.
My first day on the job my boss stepped to the desk I was working at, looked at my stack of a...
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My last internship interview
Interviewer: I hope you have manners. We sacked the last guy for disrespect. He compared me to a bird
Me: Wow, I can never do that ma
Interviewer: Good. So you're here for the mentorship program?
Me: Yes ma, take me under your wing
Interviewer: Get out of my office
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The unpaid internship
A guy walks into a bar and notices a fortune-teller with a crystal ball sitting over in the corner. "What's up with that?" he asks the bartender. "Oh she's doing free readings here tonight, you know to get established," the bartender says. "So tonight she's a not-for-prophet."
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What do unpaid internships have in common with raising kids?
You get paid in experience. And you get a “family”.
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I got an internship job at a nudist camp
I’m doing it for the exposure
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I really didn't enjoy my Hollywood Internship...
They made me follow Leonardo DiCaprio around for 6 hours carrying his water bottle which was exhausting.
They made me floss between Tom Cruise's toes which was humiliating.
But when they made me spank Dwayne Johnson...
That's when I knew I'd hit rock bottom.
(edit: no lon...
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I first met my now-wife during an internship in a superglue factory, we were involved in a spill accident.
It was a real bonding experience.
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Password security questions for the depressed
What is the name of your least favorite child?
In what year did you abandon your dreams?
What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress?
At what age did your childhood pet run away?
What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?
In what city did you first...
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So now, I'm, Just Fred
A Wyoming Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give t...
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Slavery is such an ugly word...
I prefer the term lifetime unpaid internship.
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Alex was being interviewed for a job at the US Mint
Alex was being interviewed for a job at the US mint. The interviewer looks over his resume, and notices something strange. “Alex, you have 3 PhDs and you had an internship at the White House. Why do you want to work at the US mint?”
“Well sir, i would make a lot of money here”
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Sometimes I wish I was a Tree
So I could make a living from all the exposure I get from an unpaid internship.
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