The unpaid internship

A guy walks into a bar and notices a fortune-teller with a crystal ball sitting over in the corner. "What's up with that?" he asks the bartender. "Oh she's doing free readings here tonight, you know to get established," the bartender says. "So tonight she's a not-for-prophet."

An unpaid internship is nothing like actual slavery

Slaves are given food and housing.

The easiest way to get an unpaid internship with Tesla's QA department is...

...to order a Tesla vehicle.

Looking back, I'm glad I didn't get that YouTube internship

I really dodged a bullet

A local law enforcement officer stops a car

for traveling faster than the speed limit. Since he was in a good mood that day, he decides to give the poor guy a break and give him a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name.

“Fred,” he replies.

“Fred what?” the officer asks.

“Just Fred,” the man responds....

I first met my now-wife during an internship in a superglue factory, we were involved in a spill accident.

It was a real bonding experience.

I got an internship job at a nudist camp

I’m doing it for the exposure

I really didn't enjoy my Hollywood Internship...

They made me follow Leonardo DiCaprio around for 6 hours carrying his water bottle which was exhausting.

They made me floss between Tom Cruise's toes which was humiliating.

But when they made me spank Dwayne Johnson...

That's when I knew I'd hit rock bottom.

(edit: no lon...

Alex was being interviewed for a job at the US Mint

Alex was being interviewed for a job at the US mint. The interviewer looks over his resume, and notices something strange. “Alex, you have 3 PhDs and you had an internship at the White House. Why do you want to work at the US mint?”

“Well sir, i would make a lot of money here”

If you ask Kamala Harris' Indian relatives what she does for work

"She has an internship in Politics but she is studying for the MCAT and applying to medical school."

Sometimes I wish I was a Tree

So I could make a living from all the exposure I get from an unpaid internship.

Password security questions for the depressed

What is the name of your least favorite child?

In what year did you abandon your dreams?

What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress?

At what age did your childhood pet run away?

What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?

In what city did you first...

Slavery is such an ugly word...

I prefer the term lifetime unpaid internship.

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What do you call a blowjob where the man doesn't finish?

A blow internship

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