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Marlin Jokes

What did the Marlin say to the swordfish?

You're looking sharp

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The Miami Marlins are no longer allowed to use the pain relief product Bengay in their clubhouse.

They must only use Benstraight from now on.

I asked a couple of Marlins for a favor, but they wouldn't help.

They were two sailfish.

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Three friends are fishing when a crocodile comes ashore and grants them three wishes...

The first friend says "I wish I could catch a huge marlin"

The crocodile swims away for a moment, then comes back.
The friend then pulls in a massive marlin.

"Amazing!" Says the second friend "Well you know what? I wish I were rich"

The crocodile then swims underwater and fet...

A cop asked me if I'd seen anything unusual.

I said "Yeah, once I saw a marlin with a hat." He said "I mean around here" and I said "No he was on the wall at a bar in Hawaii."

In the famous severed horse head scene in The Godfather they originally were going to use a Swordfish.

It didn't really fit in with the marlin brand-though.

What do you call a swordfish that acts out scenes from the Godfather?

Marlin Brando

A Miami man dies and goes to hell.

When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says, “Sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here.”

The man says, “No problem. I’m from Miami.”

So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He then go...

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