The swordfish has no natural predators to fear from...
....except the penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier.
An endangered penguin escapes from its habitat, and manages to get into a swordfish tank.
The aquarium staff begin to freak out as the swordfish begins to attack the penguin, but their fears are dispersed as the penguin manages to get the upper hand, and beat back its assaulter.
As the staff look on in stunned silence, one turns to the other. "I guess it's true, the penguin is mi...
In the famous severed horse head scene in The Godfather they originally were going to use a Swordfish.
It didn't really fit in with the marlin brand-though.
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The billionaire and the mermaid whisperer
A billionaire is sailing his yacht past a lighthouse, and he sees the elderly lighthouse keeper out on the rocks at the base of the lighthouse, getting a blowjob from a mermaid - the top half was a stunning, curvy redhead, and the bottom half was a tiger shark. As he watches, the pair finish the act...
What do you call a swordfish that acts out scenes from the Godfather?
A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week ...
A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the h...
I had a job interview for a zoo.
"What's your biggest weakness?" they asked.
I said, "I don't know much about animals."
"Right," they said. "What is another one?"
I said, "I have the memory of a swordfish."