The Swordfish has no natural predators...

....Except the Penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier.

In the famous severed horse head scene in The Godfather they originally were going to use a Swordfish.

It didn't really fit in with the marlin brand-though.

What did the Marlin say to the swordfish?

You're looking sharp

The swordfish has only one predator to worry about.

The penfish.

What do you call a swordfish that acts out scenes from the Godfather?

Marlin Brando

The hunter and the fisherman

A hunter and a fisherman , two notorious liars bump into each other and catch up. The fisherman starts telling the hunter about a massive swordfish he caught:

"I was out in the open ocean and i sensed i had caught something enormous like a small whale. I kept fighting with it 4 straight hours...

A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week ...

A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the h...

I had a job interview for a zoo.

"What's your biggest weakness?" they asked.

I said, "I don't know much about animals."

"Right," they said. "What is another one?"

I said, "I have the memory of a swordfish."

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