....Except the Penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier.
In the famous severed horse head scene in The Godfather they originally were going to use a Swordfish.
It didn't really fit in with the marlin brand-though.
What did the Marlin say to the swordfish?
You're looking sharp
The swordfish has only one predator to worry about.
What do you call a swordfish that acts out scenes from the Godfather?
The hunter and the fisherman
A hunter and a fisherman , two notorious liars bump into each other and catch up. The fisherman starts telling the hunter about a massive swordfish he caught:
"I was out in the open ocean and i sensed i had caught something enormous like a small whale. I kept fighting with it 4 straight hours...
A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week ...
A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the h...
I had a job interview for a zoo.
"What's your biggest weakness?" they asked.
I said, "I don't know much about animals."
"Right," they said. "What is another one?"
I said, "I have the memory of a swordfish."