Supermom Jokes

Me: MOM CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH??? *doesnt hear*
*whispers to myself* "deaf bitch"
Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?

The playground supervisor needs some time off, so Mrs. Smith the Supermom agrees to stand in for her. While Mrs. Smith is supervising, she sees a little girl, by herself, intently watching the other kids play. Mrs. Smith goes up to the little girl and says "They look like they are having fun with ... read more