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Supermom!

Me: MOM CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH??? *doesnt hear*
*whispers to myself* "deaf bitch"
Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?

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The Temporary Playground Supervisor

The playground supervisor needs some time off, so Mrs. Smith the Supermom agrees to stand in for her. While Mrs. Smith is supervising, she sees a little girl, by herself, intently watching the other kids play. Mrs. Smith goes up to the little girl and says "They look like they are having fun with ...

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